1 f Jef, YAMOMT

Its early.  My alarm clock was a flash of lightening, quickly followed by a very loud clap of thunder.  There's no hitting the snooze button.  This is an alarm that's meant to say "wakie wakie" time to get up.  Rise and shine.  I figured once Mother Nature got over her temper tantrum, I'd fall back to sleep. but not before the rhythm of the falling rain planted a song in my head.  I love the rain and I love thunder.

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain

telling me just what a fool I've been

I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain

And, let me be alone again.

The only girl I care about has gone away

Lookin' for a brand new start

But little does she know that when she left that day

Along with her she took my heart.

Rain, please tell me now does that seem fair

For her to steal my heart away when she don't care

I can't love another when my heart's somewhere far away.

1 f Jef, you're in London......whatcha' thinking about?  Are the memories still vivid for you?  Did you pay Jean, the etiquette Queen a visit and have a spot of tea with her?  Probably not.  How about the Pub...having some fish n chips, and a pint or two, at the same table?  Again, probably not.  I hope that you headed to the London Eye, took another trip around.  I hope you got to see what you came to see.......London as a tourist.   I hope London will stay fond memories inside your brain.  London will always mean to me a night of the most anticipated kiss.......given, and received.  You sealed the deal in a lot of hearts that night...............

Vine video is a  6 second continuous loop of entertainment.  It gives you something that you can watch over and over again.  It was a productive week for 1 f Jef.  The vines he posted were fun, easy on the eyes, and it shows us that if you put your mind to it, you can do anything.  I will never tire of looking at something or someone that is a sweet treat on the eyes, funny, hilarious, and keeps my attention.

Who knew that 1 f Jef enjoyed playing with beehives.  I think the bees might have enjoyed him, too.  Did some little stinger get to ya, 1 f Jef?  Or just the sound of the little buzzards tempting you with their stingers cause you to run away?   Whatever it was, it was the running away from the hive that had me rolling on the floor with laughter.  You remind me of a Red Skelton character, Clem Kadiddlehopper.  He was a country bumpkin with over exaggerated, clumsy movements.  He wasn't the smartest person on the the country road.  Not saying you're not smart, as you are, but being around bees, it kind of brings out the Clem in everyone I think, especially if the little buzzwads with stingers are after you.  And, it sure looked like they were making a bee-line !!!!! to you.  Red Skelton was one of the funniest comedians.  Your sense of humor and actions remind me a lot of him.  Thanks to YouTube, memories of Red are brought to life.  Thanks to Vine, videos on a continuous loop, make you come alive.  Modern day technology........gotta love it!!!!  You're all over it!

Who knew that you would be the entertainer and the entertainment of the week?  Running away from beehives, turning pirouettes, riding a unicycle, is there anything you cannot do?  You never cease to amaze the world with your talents.  What's next for you?  You're magic.....besides pulling a rabbit out of a hat, what's the next hat trick from you?  

If I were to have a "video of the week', my pick would be of 1 f Jef wake surfing and riding the waves.   Thanks for the flash of abs on this one.  One of the best 6 second continuous feeds to watch over and over again.  You have a body that women would love to dance their hands and fingers over.  It's nice that you give us that bit of pleasure of gawking.  Need help in applying sun tan lotion?  The ladies are lining up.  You looked great maneuvering the wake, but it was the little guy that stole the show.  The little guy, he's going to be another 1 f Jef when he grows up.  Watch out little ladies, he's a charmer and a little darlin'......too cute.  1 f Jef, you've got some competition in that little guy.  He's adorable.........and of course, so are you.......love warm weather months.  I hope this is just a sample of what's yet to come.........

Keep that inner child inside you moving, 1 f Jef.  It does a body good.  It does your body good.......really, it does.......trust this inner child.

The Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite cats.  He has a grin that is mischievous.  It's a grin, with a mouthful of teeth, and it stretches from ear to ear.  The kind of smile that makes your face hurt because it feels so good.   This is the kind of grin I like wearing on my face.  A mischievous, ear to ear grin that never stops.  Thank you, 1 f  Jef, for posting what is by far the most entertaining week of Vine videos.........scrumptious, delicious, take our breath away, wow..............one can live on "Jef" alone......Keep 'em coming.........

You are definitely something wicked this way comes when you walk and talk.  The ladies go crazy when they see you.  Age doesn't matter.  You bring out the best in most everyone.  For some, you do bring out a dark side.  That's too bad.  It's their loss.  You are someone who always makes time for fans, no matter where you are at.........

Your adventures continue across the sea.  What has Paris, France got in store for you?  Share some of it with us.  Have fun, be safe, be happy, and give us a pic or two and a video or two of your adventure.  A smile always looks good on people.  It's one of the best accessories around...it goes with every outfit..........

Tuesday night brings another chance  of seeing you on TV.   Did you make some funnies that will end up on the reel of bloopers?  I hope so.....I'm looking forward to seeing them.  The popcorn is ready to be popped, the wine is chilling, the hubby will be in his "bear" den.  Charlie the dog and I will be parked on the couch, feet up watching the bloopers.   I really hope it's some that we haven't seen yet.  There has got to be miles of film to choose from.  I hope the ratings go threw the roof as it just might trigger a Blooper II.......ohhhh, wouldn't that be nice....

The new season of the Bachelorette starts soon.  I'm going to be watching along with my human host. I am going to stay quiet........maybe!!  I try not to listen to "rumors' so telling me who captured Des's heart is out of the question.  I want to see with my own eyes Des's journey and not be damaged by creepazoids that are so abundantly eager to share their thoughts.  I hope I can see this season with a fresh pair of eyes.  My heart is still mending..........Des.....I'm pullin' for ya....give us a happily-ever-after, fairytale.....

I've been doing some thinking.  I think you would make a good bachelor after all.  Riding off into the sunset is still a good idea, but maybe not before you let us belly up to the bar and drink in something sweet..... you on the big screen, again.  I'm still not sure about the ladies..........being the next Bachelor, you would be in living color.............for 12, 13 weeks.......maybe finding "normal" will be there for you.  Nah......don't do it.  It was a terrible thought.  The world can't take another withdrawal once the show is over........... 

It's still raining outside.  I'm headed out to lift my face up and wash all my sins away.  Oh, hell no....I wouldn't be any fun if I did that.  I do like to play in the rain, splash in puddles of water, and run barefoot over cool, wet grass.   Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.................where will it take you....what will you remember?  

"My main goal in life, is to make

everyone feel special"

Jef Holm

You do, 1 f Jef, you do.....................

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