1 f Jef, Show n Tell

The weather is heating up.  Officially, it's still spring for a few more days.  Summer is just around the bend or corner.  Whatever!!.....I just know that it's hot.  I rarely complain about the heat.  I can always cool off by jumping in a lake, a swimming pool, or run through the sprinklers.  I live in an air conditioned home,  drive a car with A/C, and when I do work, there is A/C running wild......So bring on the heat. And I don't mean the Miami Heat. (go Spurs)..........Living in a desert state, there isn't a lot of humidity.  The air is dry.  It's not the best air for skin, but I deal with it.   I wear enough clothing to cover this fat ass of mine and my sassy personality without offending anyone.  Plus, I don't have to wear shoes or stuff my feet in to coverings called socks.  My feet scream and put up a fuss when they have to live inside socks and shoes.   I love summer.  I love the heat.  I love bare feet.  Most of all, I love half dressed men..............this inner child is pretty excited for the Bachelorette and the Mr. America competition!!!!  Bring it on.................1 f Jef....there needs to be more of you, too!!!

Sure as shootin' there Tex, we've got us a country bumpkin.  He loves him some country music and Tim McGraw.  But then again, who doesn't like Tim McGraw and 1 f Jef.  I guess it's cool now to like country music and if it wasn't, it will be now.....'cause 1 f Jef likes Tim McGraw who sings country music and that makes you cool.  He really does have a little country in him after all.  I think we heard someone bring that to our attention already............... I still have an image in my head of 1 f Jef in just chaps and a cowboy hat.......yippee ki yay..........

I'm watching  Des's Bachelorette journey to find love.  I've purchased in bulk, fairy dust in various colors and have been busy spreading and sprinkling the sparkle around.  Been waving the magic wand around, too..............I'm dedicating one wand for Ben......going to wave that sucker  around and hope that he disappears soon.  Although.......there's got to be one in each season to add drama......Ben this is your time to wallow in your ego while you can.  I really don't see you making it too much longer.  You're either going to get your lights punched out, Des is going to see you for the jerk you are, or both.  The rest of the guys are pretty decent.

Now then, 1 f Jef..............I'm thinking you know that you've got some competition.  It's friendly competition though.   Utah has another gent on the Bachelorette this season.  He can spin basketballs, but he can also serve up volley ball with a broken finger........sitting in an inner tube, in a swimming pool.......But only 1 f Jef can spin a pillow to one of his bros serenading him to a circus themed song, and then adding some "Gene Kelly" steps by tap dancing away.  Great way to step it up!!!  (Hahahah).  Gene Kelly you are not.  I'm okay with that as it's not your dance steps or pillow spinning that we're looking at!  Have you lost your touch with spinning two pillows?   I still want to see you juggle while riding the uni cycle.  Even better, please ride the cycle, while patting that nice head of hair of yours, and rubbing your belly.......master that, and you will be king..............not sure a lot of people can do this.  So that is your challenge.  I don't think you like to be backed in a corner and will never back down from a challenge.  And, since you have time on your hands,  make this happen for us.  Ride toward us on the cycle and do a little pitter pat on yourself.  Make us laugh until we have tears falling down our cheeks.  I'm going to keep mentioning this until you actually do it.

There is one huge difference between you and Brooks.  I know what Brooks does for a living but for the life of me and the rest of your 250K fans, we don't know what you do anymore.  As far as we know, you spend countless hours grooming your hair, working out to maintain that buff, fabulous bod, then deciding what to wear for the occasion of the day.......that seems to be the question of the week.  What is that occasion?  Not the occasion of what you are doing socially.  You've already let us know you like 'em young and blonde......moldable, bendable and pliable......What do you do to maintain that gray matter of yours, besides the obvious?  You are good looking and  fun to watch on screen, but the other part that appealed to the fans....... you talking about your work......seeing you involved in your work.  We don't see that anymore.  We haven't seen that for a long time.  All we see is someone who really doesn't know how to fill his life up.  Frankly.....you are boring the hell out of a lot of people.  People are losing interest in you.............is this what you want?  I don't think so.  You still want the attention and right now the only people giving it to you are the jail baiters and college girls.   It's what you give us to focus on.   People have zero interest in someone who is showing them nothing.............but then again, it's your life.   Just know, that boredom is seeping into lives that once were so eager to keep you front and center.  We may love you, but we may not love on you as much...your welcome Ryan Bowers....I had to use it!!!

Even if it's nothing that you are doing, tell us that.  Tell us something that keeps you busy day in and day out, besides the obvious you face each day deciding on what to eat, wear and who to "like" on IG.  You don't interact as much on twitter anymore.   Em has moved up in life and moved on.......but you seem to have taken a step or two backwards.  You are still a huge topic of conversation across the country and world.  We are not seeing the multi-faceted side of you anymore.  It's plain and simple........what are you doing now with your life?  Where are you going?  Just a few questions that seem to need answered.................Are you afraid of adulthood?

Here's your challenge..............show us, tell us...what are you doing to make this world a better place?

"what motivates me is making sure

I have an impact on peoples lives...

for the best"

Jef Holm

You do that.   You do have an impact on our lives, but do you have that same impact on your own life?  If so...give people that side.  Show them that side.   You motivate people to do better.  They need to see that same motivation in you again.  To see you do better, want to do better.  Just plain be better than you were yesterday or the day before.  Besides being someone who everyone wants to ravish, everyone also wants to have a part of a 1 f Jef in them, too.  You inspire people.  Your passion drives people to do better, each and every day.  We don't know what your passion is anymore.

The ideas for this blog are not always my thoughts alone.  This past week in particular, this was the question people asked me to write and find out......what are you doing with your life 1 f Jef?  Humor us and let us know...........

I still have your back 1 f Jef.  It  may not read like I do, but I do.........I'll still be nice,  write what people want to read, as long as you keep giving me something to write about.............you are the romance novel people want to read and never put down..........

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