Why so quiet, 1 f Jef? Hardly any tweets, or IG's, or Vines............why? In the last 10 days or so, he's been a travel bug.....moving from place to place and also running from point A to point B. I'm exhausted, too. and I'll have done is read about your adventures and your Electric Run in LA............pardon me while I wipe a bit of sweat off my brow. You do have youth on your side. Run with it for as long a you can.....old age does have a way of creeping up on you................I feel that you're only as old as you feel. Well, today, I'm not quite as perky as I was yesterday......but you and a good pot of coffee in the morning, make it enjoyable........It makes me wonder why all of a sudden you are quiet. I know you've posted a pic or two on IG or a Vine, or a vague tweet here occasionally, but this is not the 1 f Jef that has always been so chatty and eager to share...........Why the difference? What has changed? Or what is changing? Is there something or is it nothing at all?
It doesn't matter where you go, you are recognized. Putting on your RayBans will not disguise your face. Sorry, but it's etched into our brains. The cameras love your face........... Nice interview on TMZ.......cameras really, really do like you.........the question that should be asked is, what doesn't like you? Ever thought about acting? You seem to be a good actor already. How about being a talk show host? You've proven to us you can speak and speak well. I bet your forte just might lay with becoming a late night TV informational expert. You do mesmerize us with your voice, so talking us into buying some senseless and useless gadget, could work in your favor. To close the sale, just look straight into the camera. Blink those blue eyes a few times. Your eyes would be hypnotizing people and subconsciously telling them that it could be yours in just three easy payments of $99.99.......plus shipping and handling, of course..........we already know what your looks do the the ladies out in this world.....just imagine what you could do up close and personal on the big screen? I could ask if you are getting tired of all the attention, but I don't think you are tired of it at all. I think you revel in it. And, why not? It's yours, you earned, so take it while the gettin' is good...............all good things eventually do come to an end. But, not today, tomorrow, or next week. Sometime and somewhere down the road, it will come to an end...........you will be a good memory. A fond memory.
The Bachelorette started. I thought you might share a tweet or two as the fellas sauntered their way towards Des. No comment on metal man, the Knight in Shining Armor? No comment about the dude with the nice abs? I really thought you might say something about Mr. Fantasy Suite....loser..I'm not referring to you, but el' creepo..... Thought maybe you might comment on Brooks. A transplanted homeboy. I kind of wanted you to relive your skateboarding limo powered ride from that same night. That entrance can't be beat. A guy on Des's season now loves to skateboard and surf, just like you. But, nope, not a peep was heard from you other than, you would be watching Des.. One thing for sure, you are missed. That was made evident by the number of people on twitter expressing their views on you. "Please be the next bachelor so I can apply and go on". There isn't an age group out there that doesn't want you to shine like a star and be the next bachelor. Blah, blah, blah..... I'm thinking you've left a blank page in your book of dreams to consider becoming the next Bachelor. I've heard rumors to this. But why would you even entertain the thought? Fame, fortune, glory? Hmmmmm, could that be it? I've been dead set against you doing the Bachelor but I think my mind is coming around and grabbing that very idea now. YES. YES. YES...........do us a huge favor and do become the next Bachelor. I for one would enjoy seeing you on screen again. But do one thing first................
You'll never find a perfect soul mate. Sorry, they don't exist. That is what makes lifes' choices an adventure. If we had "perfect" all the time, what else can you or could you learn? Another part of loves learning experience is teaching. Become the teacher......sometimes all it takes is a little push for a person to jump outside the box. Inside the box, are just 4 walls, a ceiling, a floor and it's dark. Outside the box, you have the world in living color.................the best part of being the teacher......even if they don't grab a hold of what you are wanting to do, go ahead and do it on your own. Who says that you have to do everything the same and together. Have some of the same interests, but have the same values. Be each others best friend. It's okay to have different interests, different opinions. Not even my best friends and I agree on everything. We have different likes and dislikes. Same goes with the hubby and I. We don't see eye to eye on everything. We never will. But we have survived and made our relationship work. We're not always on the same page. We don't always agree with one another either. But isn't the best part of arguing, the making up?
If you do become the next bachelor......I will not hold back. You were a shadow for the most part on the Bachelorette. You stayed away from the drama and the craziness, at least on camera. You become the bachelor, you will be the drama, the craziness. You can bet your bottom dollar, darlin', I will let these fingers fly. I will not be responsible for what flows out of the brain cell after each episode. If you're boring, then I will say you're boring. But if you put some spark in it, well then.............let the imagination and the words flow............maybe it's time for this bad ass inner child to show a little spark and spunk. Let my colorful mind runneth over..................if the girls show lack of brains or have other not so redeeming qualities, my human host will not take responsibility for my actions.................you just might pull it off.....just think of it as a large sorority house with someone filming a constant flow of film.........you won't be left out of the barrage of words that might fly either....the coat of armor that has been on your back shielding you, will fall away. Hunting season will begin. The red bullseye on your back will be bright and big.........I hope you haven't worn out your running shoes.........you'll need them................it will be open hunting season on you. I'm pretty sure, it won't be just me having a bit of fun at your expense.... For right now, I will be kind, considerate, and keep my thoughts in check........unless something is thrown my way to have a bit of fun with.........you thrive on the attention, so me adding to the mix shouldn't matter or like now...it doesn't matter. I still think your family will have a huge influence on you doing the show. You ARE and ALWAYS will be, a Holm......from a good family. I know, I know, you are you're own person, a free spirit, someone who thinks he's ready to settle down, but being on the bachelor.....like I said, it'll be hunting season, and you're the target..............
Oh, shucky darn......I'm really full of hot air.......I really don't know what I would do or will do if 1 f Jef does become the next bachelor. He is after all a human......and so am I.......I don't think I ever want to piss him off. I think he has a streak in him that could cut someone clean in half if he so desired. I choose not to be on that receiving end. I have a lot of respect for 1 f Jef..I happen to like him as a subject matter to write about........I feel like it might be time to move on to something else.........I'm open to suggestions...........any thoughts????
Why so stingy with pictures, vines and tweets this week? You send a cryptic tweet, which sends everyone into a frenzy trying to decipher what it meant....."Give in to me"...... everyone would give in to you and some probably do when asked. You don't have to ask twice any girl you encounter...they are yours for the picking. You've got choices galore all vying for a piece of you. Besides words from a song, what are you trying to convey to your maddening female audience? Here's a thought.......who has caught your eye? Is this the reason you are so quiet? Trying to lay low and be cool?
I see life as a gift. I live every moment as if it could be my last. I think you do, too. You are a free spirit. So far, you are so fine and so good at whatever you set your mind to. But you're slacking in the motion vine department, twitter chatter, and IG photos.........how about stepping it up some? Panic and mass hysteria is about to take place amongst the female hormonal population.............it's not a pretty sight to behold when withdrawals from 1 f Jef start.........this is an SOS to you 1 f Jef. Pretty please, with sugar on it? ...---... ...---... ...---...
Humor us and post more. Not only for my sake, but for every crazy woman around. You're so much fun to write about that I would hate to see this all come to an end now................
Twitter@CotySimon
Oh no way...this is not coming to an end...only the beginning of another phase!! 1 f Jef is just re-grouping and soon, real soon, you'll be writing about a new aspect in his life! And I know it's going to be good....*wink* *wink*...Awesome Blog, Coty Simon!
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