1 f Jef, ...Tails....

I'm being pulled in two different directions.  Tug-a-war was never a fun game for me growing up and it's not going to be now......A side of me wants the good times to roll for 1 f Jef.  This side of me, the inner child that I am, wants nothing more than to see him prance across a TV screen as the next Bachelor for 2014.  The other side of me.......would actually like to quit writing about the kid.  This other side of me thinks that until a decision is made, he is or isn't going to be the Bachelor, I need to move out and move on from 1 f Jef.  I am feeling the boredom from myself, but also from other people.

Do I flip a coin..... heads I stay......tails I move on.........what should I do?  Flip the coin in the air or flip a finger and say F$&k it......and continue writing senseless words that sometimes form a sentence worth reading??????????????????????????????????????

Will you, 1 f Jef, provide us something to swoon about as in more pictures and videos of you?  Will you tweet with fans a little more and not just the young babes out there, but some of your Bachelornation loyals who-have-your-back-all-the-time fans, and help make their day a little brighter? How about following more of them?  Show more interest in people that matter and have substance to them.  I think you have more fans that are just that.....fans....You seem to be building a harem.  Which is fine, but you're ignoring the ones that really matter.   How about giving us a hint on what's in store for you as you are growing up in this big world of ours?  Are we ever going to know what's  behind your baby blue eyes and inside of your brain, what has happened with you and People Water?  Your philanthropy was a big factor for many people following you.  It's a big turn on when someone such as yourself can turn nothing into something.  Your silence, which may be justified legally, has caused people to question you, your standards, your morals.  You are being judged.  Sad, but true.  But you haven't given your fans anything else to go on.  You seem to still want the fan base and support.  You've got the fans to back you up.  Occasionally, it would be nice to give a little back, too.  Are we seeing the real side of 1 f  Jef?  You were the shy boy on screen.............

My heart and my gut feeling tell me that you are the last resort for the Bachelor franchise.  It has run it's course, unless something sparks it up, sets it on fire and we get back that "I can't wait until Monday night" feeling.  And you, darlin', would do that.............

Is this the side of the coin that needs to face in the right direction?  Heads, I continue to write about the one person that can send the majority of the female population into a major tsunami, while uncontrollable waves of hot flashes followed by major sweating and/or tears of joy cause a flood that only Noah and his Arc can control?...........

Is it heads, you're the next player on the Bachelor....is it tails........you've been bested out by someone from Des' season?  In all honesty, Drew, Chris, or Zak are the only ones that could possibly be a Bachelor.  Juan Pablo.......hmmmmmmmm, not a bad choice either.......really now.....how about someone that has not been used or recycled.  Someone we haven't seen on a season.  Someone totally new.....that would be a novel idea..........I agree with Emily Maynard on that.

Or will it be tails, I give up, move on, let go, swim away..............land on a beach and wait, along with everyone else for a decision from @ABCTheBachelor.........

I flipped the coin several weeks ago.  It came up tails.......I was to move on.  I tried to move on, but I was pulled back in by the noose around my neck to continue writing about 1 f Jef.  I have no more air left in me now. The noose has tightened around my neck and is cutting off all air flow.  I am done...........Good bye 1 f Jef.....it's been fun.  You've been fun.  It's been a sincere pleasure to write about someone that has fascinated the entire world.  I will miss this.  I will miss it a lot.......... You continue to fascinate, cause palpitations, irregular heart beats, and shortness of breath.

I am saying goodbye to you.  You have consumed and have used any remaining space I have in my singular brain cell. You will remain an enigma to me.  One I have thoroughly enjoyed telling a story about.  I tried to remain loyal to you. I will remain loyal to you........unless you prove me and several hundred thousand fans that you are not what you are and not who you are.  Live your life.  Have fun.  Enjoy these developmental years you are experiencing.  One day you will be in the real world along with the rest of us.  I wish nothing but the best for you.  Your one and only is out there.  Enjoy learning to love while you sift through them all.  

You still have a marvelous gift of saying just the right thing at the right time.  Never lose this magic gift you have.  This is a huge part of who you are, who we all went crazy for.  Please continue to mesmerize us with your voice, and hypnotize us with those baby blue eyes......

One final parting thought for you:

Happy Birthday, 1 f Jef.  My wish for you is when you blow out your 29 candles on your cake, you get what you wish for, whatever that may be.  I hope it comes true.  I hope you look back on the last 28 years of your life and know that you wouldn't have lived it any other way.  Tomorrow starts a new year, and another page in your life.  Always live for the todays.  The yesterdays are gone.  The tomorrows haven't arrived yet.  Have a wonderful birthday.   As I enjoy my glass of vino I will raise my glass to you and silently salute you.  You have brought smiles to my face on more than one occasion and filled my belly with such laughter that it made my stomach ache.   I say thank you for that.  I like to smile.......I like to laugh..........Because of you, I have met some pretty incredible people on twitter.  Someday, I will shake your hand and tell you face to face...thank you...for bringing these people into my life, making us smile, laugh, giggle and cry.

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I am moving on finally from this blog.  It has run its course.  Thank you for following, reading, and sharing it.  If 1 f Jef does become the next Bachelor or does something else that brings him back in living color on our TV screens, I will be back, my brain cell locked and loaded.  Until that time, if there is that time, I am venturing into something else to blab about.  I love photography and I love my dog, Charlie the Dog....Charlie the Dog may put her paws to the keyboard and chat about what a stupid human she has for an owner  or what Charlie the Dog sees thru her eyes via a camera lens.   I hope you will watch for it,  read it, and share it........

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1 f Jef, The Eyes have it

Open your eyes occasionally and look.  Open your eyes once in awhile and see the world.  Open your eyes, look in a mirror........do you see yourself, or someone else?  Open your eyes......................see what is beyond the end of your nose.

It's always good to get away.  Some people call it a vacation.  I don't have vacations.  I have rejuve-acations........there is no better place to rejuvenate and refocus at than the ocean.  Beach, ocean air, sand, and occasionally the sun peeking out from overcast skies, makes me feel alive again.  I was in my element last week.  I went with a purpose.  My best friend lives in Cali....I went to celebrate her birthday and to celebrate us both for living another year to see ourselves advance to another level in our lives.  Her health isn't the best and she's realizing that time is taking it's toll on her.   Before it's too late gather the people you care about around...show them, tell them, make amends with them.....just do it before it's too late.  Open your eyes, see what you are missing.   Open your eyes before they close forever...............

Seeing life through your own set of eyes and sets of other peepers staring away, can be quite amusing and irritating at the same time.  I got an eye full last week of the tremendous effort 1 f Jef has put into his body. He shared a pic of himself through his eyes........  Wow.............oh my, beautiful, gorgeous, and let's leave nothing to the imagination........lets leave the entire world wanting a lot more.................it may have been a selfie, but who cares.  It was a great picture.  Perfect example that hard work pays off.    I saw the world differently looking through the eyes of his fans last week because of this one picture...............(that really needs to be blown up and made life size).   1 f Jef, if you only knew, and I do believe you do know, what you do to women of all ages, red would be the only dominate color on the color wheel.  And, you, 1 f Jef, would be sporting the color all over your face......I will take to the grave the conversations of many women who are in the cougar cage of life.....you wickedly good and funny ladies...........you make my day, sharing your "this is what I'd like to do to 1 f Jef" thoughts with me.   Yes, 1 f Jef, your back is  covered.......and in some cases, the front as well if they could get a hold of you............

I opened my own eyes and saw again how much 1 f Jef is liked and appreciated.  I have said in the past that he has a way with words.   He shows me just how classy and articulate you can be when you chose the right words to convey a message, push a knife in a little deeper, or make people believe you've just been given a compliment.  That takes talent..........

I know that  posting something this good will only feed the lions and tigers out there.  Posting a picture of  a very scrumptious physique is going to cause a stampede.  When the stampede is caused by someone who is close to Emily Maynard and considers herself to be her friend, her best friend, how could she not like/love 1 f Jef.  They were once engaged............. But, she doesn't like 1 f Jef, probably has never liked 1 f Jef.  Since she is so close to Em, did she eve meet 1 f Jef?  I get a notion that she hasn't ever met him......

She saw something in the picture of 1 f Jef.  She formed her opinion, good for her she can do that, but she also saw something that irritated her, bothered her, and made her lash out to the kid.........

"What a bag of tools".............must have been more from this social queen besides that line as the comments reflect something else was said in regards to his picture.

In 1 f Jefs defense.........the loyals come out and protect his back........I'm afraid she was outnumbered.....it stirs the pot when the haters, the jealous mongers throw in their 2-cents worth of stupid.  The protectors of 1 f Jef, the loyal fans of 1 f Jef, sweeten the pot and make it delicious to savor and this time was no exception.   The pot is full of honey again.

Your comment really shows what type of person you are. Very sad people are so hateful.

One of my favorites in favor of 1 f Jef:   You must realize that there are some who lack emotional intelligence.  They do not respect themselves therefore they have an inability to respect others.  You're a good man that is a force for good.  So let them have their comments and opinions, cause that's all they got!!

Another fan posted this:  Do you know anyone with "the HIV"? No? Yeah that's what I thought! If you did, you wouldn't make such tactless comments about it.

In her defense,  the nonfan of 1 f Jef,  posted this:   It's called a joke, just like him.... (a reference to HIV had been made, but I am not finding the whole comment in question.  Deleted maybe??).  I'm sure you've made a few in your day about the un PC things.  How about spending a little less time judging people & praising people you don't even know & a little more time taking care of yourself....Um, doesn't this sound like she should be practicing what she is preaching at the podium?  Spend a little less time judging someone she doesn't know.   Sounds to me like she "knows" this fan so she can "judge" her, just like she knows 1 f Jef and can judge him, too...........There is no right or wrong answer.....only an opinion.  

The kid is still bad ass:  1 f Jef's response:  I don't know you, but you seem like a great person...I wish I had friends like you!  Add the emoticon of a sun winking and sticking their tongue out, to the end of that quote.........love it.........he can still be nice when burying the knife a little deeper...............one thing for sure, it put a smile on my face.  Atta boy, 1 f Jef.  Couldn't have said it any better.

Bless the hearts of his fans, she got a mouthful of nasty spoken to her........you can't judge someone else until you have judged yourself.  Practice what you preach, do unto others as you would have others do unto to you. Oh, hell...there are a lot of  quotes and phrases out there.  I guess being an asshole is all some people know how to be............I've certainly been an asshole a time or two......but I've been a been the shoulder for someone to cry on also.   I guess she's human, can have an opinion, be an asshole, and also be someones friend.  I won't fault her for that.  Not sure she would fit in my friendship circle............different people, living in the same world, but seeing it differently through eyes that see and don't see.     

I freely admit that I do not know 1 f Jef, have never met him.  Am I judging 1 f Jef? Nope.  Am I praising 1 f Jef?  Nope.  I'm just giving an opinion.  An opinion like the one you are forming in your minds at this very moment.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Opinions.......that's all we have.  In my opinion, 1 f Jef still rocks this world of mine as I see it and I'm glad that he's in it..........I choose to see his good side all the time............

He's not perfect as people make him out to be, he does have flaws.  I have flaws,  everyone has flaws.  I'm sure that if given the opportunity to get to know the classless act that started all of this, I might find her interesting, maybe somewhat intelligent, and hopefully showing that she is after all a human being...............since I will never know.....I'll just wonder.........for all of 30 seconds.......

1 f Jef is back to showing he is real.   It's a pleasure to see him interact with fans on Twitter, on IG............this makes him, yes I am going to say it.........human.  He's not a figment of imaginations anymore.  He does have a voice and can defend his own back.  He's tweeting with fans.  It's nice to see that side come out and play.   He's been silent far too long.  Keep it up, keep it going, keep your fans eager for what's ahead for you.  

It's Bachelor Monday..........home town dates for 4 lucky guys.  I'm still rooting for dimples, Brooks Forester.  From the looks of previews for tonights epi, names tags are in order for Des to remember all the family members.  Great idea............HTD is one of my favorite episodes of all the Bach/ette shows.  Last years HTD between 1 f Jef and Em was filmed in southern Utah where I saw a beautiful couple, speak and I heard heartfelt words, and enjoyed a picturesque view of Utah's deserts, the playground of 1 f Jef.  I'm hoping Brooks HTD with Des is shot around the Salt Lake valley......totally different terrains, but equally gorgeous, for two beautiful people to continue to fall in love.


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1 f Jef, Nothing new

June is gone and July is here.  I headed for the mountains to cool off  from the horrid heat, but also to cool down the brain from being totally fried and left useless from the parasites that love to hate on 1 f Jef.  I let them get the best of me........I have a hard time dealing with people that are perfect assholes.   People who have no flaws are self righteous, know-it-alls, who spend most of their time picking on other people.   I usually don't let people crawl under my skin like that.  But they managed to last week.  I'm blaming it on the heat.

I bonded with nature, picked wildflowers. took pictures, watched birds, and listened to the rain and thunder that rolled through, and quickly forgot what I left behind.  It's all in the past now anyway.  Last week is just that...........last week.  The parasites.......last week.  The haters.......last week.  It's all last week.  Time to make a new week and new memories that mean something.   Let the haters hate.  They are sooooooooooo last week anyway........

No news is good news.............but in 1 f Jef's case, no news is not good news.  He's leaving us crawling on our hands and knees, begging to know what's going on with him, what's happening next.  All people can do right now is wait and wonder.  Rumors are still around for him being the next Bachelor participant...................rumors are still going around about a lot of crap with 1 f Jef.  Found that out last week......but that was last week.  Nothing, nada, zilch.......for this week.  The week is just starting, but you'd think something would have materialized over the weekend. (although, late breaking news after I wrote this blog......A Bachelor Viewing Party in LA on August 5th, hosted by People Water?????????? Hmmm)........

He is quiet.  Maybe that is a good thing.   Maybe he is trying to undo somethings that were being sewn up too tight.  Doing some alterations of his life............his life in the media circles is pretty public.  It will always be that way.  He may collect some dust from time to time, but there will be someone watching over him to dust him off.............. and let the world know he's still around.  What was once normal is no longer for 1 f Jef.   I think he's learning that and dealing with it in his own way.

Things happen for a reason and people are put in your life for a reason.  Is being the next Bachelor an answer to a reason?

With 1 f Jef, we lose all reason and sanity when he's around...........nothing matters when it comes to 1 f Jef................He can walk backwards, talk pig latin, wear a polka dotted shirt with striped pants, and we'd still think he was the coolest person.  That's the power he has to make us lose control.

It's Bachelor Monday...............I'm ready, so ready.......for some Dimples, Drew, Des, and drama.......I'm ready to get lost in the depths of some mighty fine dimples that grace the face of one Brooks Forrester.

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I'm going to get lost on a beach this week with my camera, sunscreen, and the company of my oldest, and dearest friend I've known since I was 9 years old.......I'm headed back to California..........

THE BEACH FIXES EVERYTHING

 when you

LIVE IN THE SUNSHINE

SWIM THE SEA

DRINK THE WILD AIR.......

Thank you from the bottom of my heart in supporting the subject matter of this blog.  He's worth writing about and sticking up for.   I enjoy my silly conversations I have with many of you in regards to 1 f Jef.  He has made me laugh more than he will ever know.   I'm sure he would turn several shades of red if he only knew what really is said in these conversations.  Thank you all for reading the blog of a silly, somewhat demented inner child...............

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1 f Jef, Stand Tall............

Once again, my mind is running wild.  It helps to process thoughts and ideas by writing them down.  I cannot wait until next week to post what is running rampant in my singular brain cell.

My human host has never hated anyone in her life.  Disliked....yes, but never hated anyone or anything.   She was brought up knowing that "hate" is a powerful word that can do a lot of harm.  Harm that cannot be made better.   She is now learning the word hate......

It's no secret that me, the inner child of my human host, follows 1 f Jef.  I write about the kid, so I follow the kid.  I sometimes don't like what I read, but what else is new.  There are some people who don't like what I write, either.  Fair trade.........

It's no secret....once again, that 1 f Jef is still in sunny California.......Yes, he's been a little quiet, not posting or commenting as much as he has done in the past.

In the last 24 hours, the fleas have come to life.  The cockroaches are coming out of the woodwork.  The scumbags have surfaced once again.  Why?...........and why now...................

It is rumored that 1 f Jef might be the next Bachelor....that still remains to be seen.  What is taking place now, are people (haters) trying to make sure and do probable damage to his imagine.  Again, why?  and why now............

There have been two gigantic low lifes take it upon themselves to seek, I'm pretty sure of some fame and "fortune" in trying to get what ever dirt they can on 1 f Jef.  So far they've said...... He's been seen with a pretty gal, who supposedly does some modeling, supposedly is 19 or 20, and supposedly is only with 1 f Jef, to further her career along. 1 f Jef, he has his reasons for being with this gal.....arm candy maybe.  Some laughs and conversation?  He's human, and he's a big boy.  Did they think or wonder, if they could possibly be "friends"?    The other is a Utah gal, again, seeking fame and fortune, through scumbag #1, and also having some ties with WP, the ultimate dirt bag mag........along with scumbag #1.  But this gal, knows the best friend or something like that, of a girl 1 f Jef supposedly had a fling with.  He left her heart broken...........oh, darn....................Young love these days with the 19 year olds. They seem pretty confident in wanting to spread some dirt, no fling some dirt in every ones faces and make sure we all wear it well and know that 1 f Jef, is not who we think he is.  Too late.....we know who he is.  He is Jeffery Carl Holm.......soon to be 29 years old, male, good looking, confident, charismatic, mesmerizing, philanthropic, and just trying to get on with his life.  If your neighbor kid was doing what 1 f Jef is doing right now, would you care?  I don't think so........

What pisses me off the most, is just when we all feel it's quieted down from all the hoopla that went on with both he and Emily after the break up, him maybe seeking comfort in Katiannas arms, it starts all over again.  I hate and I use that word with force, how people cannot leave well enough alone.  I could put myself in that category too, maybe I should leave him alone, but I'm not hating on him.  I'm still defending the kids back, and so are 270K others....

It's time now, for all of us to come to full attention, make sure we do have his back, don't listen to the trash that is out there, and block as much as possible these "fuckers" who seem hell bent on creating a ruckus..............if you follow 1 f Jef, you know what I am talking about.  If you want specifics, follow his twitter feed from time to time.

And, if ABC The Bachelor believes in this, then I have no respect for them as producers, let alone human beings.  I know, I know, it hasn't been confirmed yet whether he's the next player for the Bachelor game.  Even if he is not, he still is a human being, has emotions and feelings, and deserves to live his life like he wants to.  

Amen.......................


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1 f Jef, Now is the time......

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.........when I was learning how to type, I was taught to pound out letters on a machine called a typewriter.  Not a keyboard as I am doing now.  But a real, metal contraption with inked ribbon that had red on the bottom and black on top.  Heaven help your hands and fingers if you got the ink on them.  It had metal keys with letters, numbers and symbols that stamped ink onto pretty white paper.  I typed that line over and over again until I could type it without mistakes and fast enough that I could beat the speed of sound.......I typed it enough that I've never forgotten that line.  For some reason, it seemed appropriate to type it again, but with a few changes........

Now is the time for all good "women" to come to the aid of ABC The Bachelor and persuade the cupcake I call 1 f Jef, to be the next chosen one.  It's time for us to have another run at seeing his face grace our screens for longer than 16 seconds.........(thank you Instagram for the additional time)!!

Last week I ended, I thought, my time writing about 1 f Jef.  No, I didn't see a sign or make one up so I could continue writing about him.  The choice was made for me by some really nice people who happen to like my blog and love the subject matter.  I couldn't leave them cold turkey.  Withdrawals from 1 f Jef is not a pretty site to behold............and the treatment center for Jef-a-holics is full.  With no chance of anyone being discharged..........

With that said, I've written about everything that I could possibly touch on except for what every hot and bothered woman wants to touch on him and I won't even go there.  I'd like to, but won't.  It seems I'm not finished.  I'm not allowed to be done....yet.  The firestorm has started.  1 f Jef for the next Bachelor........it only takes one person to throw out that idea on Twitter........When Sean Lowe throws it out and thinks 1 f Jef would make a good Bachelor.....what and the hell do you think is going to happen?  Of course, it's fireworks, bombs exploding, and a choir singing hallelujah.  I think his popularity just soared a little more.  After being on a losing streak of people unfollowing him, he's back on track of being "the man" again...........Is this the reason for 1 f Jef being so quiet lately?  Is he refining himself?  Doing some fine tuning of his image?  Hmmmmmmm....he seems to be cleaning house on some of his media sites.   Wouldn't want any surprises popping up on the Bachelor. I don't think I'd like any trolls waltzing down the wetted down driveway claiming to be 1 f Jef's latest conquest...  Let the girls chosen to be on the show be the drama.  Its a given fact that there will be some.  Besides watching whoever is the Bach/ette, it's the drama, the tears, the screams, and with 1 f Jef, I'll add claws, fangs, and flying hair.......   What we do want for 1 f Jef, is happiness and the happily ever after, after all of the fist fights, hair pulling, and head bashing has been completed.   We do, don't we???? I know I do..........Me personally, I'd like to see him find love the old fashioned way.  But, I'll support whatever decision he chooses, if any................I will though, not hold back on any comments, thoughts, or actions...........it will be "game on" for this blog........if he does become he next Bachelor.

Bachelor fever has persisted and more than ever, it looks like 1 f Jef could possibly be the next gorgeous hunk of male to saunter across the wet driveway and do the meet and greet of 25 or so eligible woman.  The ratings would explode, the divorce rate would sky rocket, and 1 f Jef, would still be the flavor of the year.  We would see him every week, for 2 whole, luscious, and delicious hours.   How sweet would that be?  I'm ready for him to fill up my Monday nights for 10 weeks again...............it's just too bad we will have to wait until what.....January of 2014.............argh!!!!!  It will be another month or so before we find out if he is the chosen one....until then, we can only hope....

I have never seen anyone who has such a gravitational pull on people.   You'd think he was the moon...........or some other planet in our solar system............What he is.......is the sun....he rotates over and around the entire universe.   He's as hot as it is outside right now here in the west.  He's hot.  Damn hot.  Hot enough that frying an egg on his abs would be possible.   I'm sure if you were to put your finger on his hot bod, you'd be left with blisters.............Forget about cooling off.  Ain't gonna happen.  This kid is one hot commodity.............just ask his fans......

ABC........The Bachelor.........this is for you.............his fans have spoken time and time again.  Make the kid the next one and only bachelor in your history that will boost ratings you haven't seen in awhile.     He is the hottest ray of sunshine there is  for you to put some spark back into the Bachelor.  He's got the heat you need and he's the heat we need to see. He's good looking, charming, irresistible and........hot.  There is no other word to describe him but hot.............

You know he'd boost ratings.......Ratings that have fallen a bit.  1 f Jef, he'd have to spice it up some, too.   As much as we all loved Sean, he was too boring..........You can take squeaky clean only for so long.  Yes, he did have a body that every women would love to put their arms around.  Catherine, bless  her heart, gets that privilege now............ 1 f Jef, just the mere mention of him possibly doing the Bachelor, has sent everyone in a frenzy and tizzy..................did I mention that he's hot??

If, our main man, 1 f Jef, does grace us with his presence and commits to the show, he's going to have to put his "shy boy" persona away..........show us some spark, spunk, and some get down and dirty.  And, at the same time, be the guy every Mom right now would love to have their daughter marry!!!  What's nice about  1 f Jef, he can pull it off.......

We all know that 1 f Jef, would be good for the show, good for the ratings, and good for us.  He keeps us healthy with racing hearts.  We don't need to exercise....our heart beats out of control when he's on screen.  And to watch him walk...........wow.......the kid has got a stroll on him that is purty nice to look at, either a comin' or a goin'.....don't matter!!! Add, beach, water, and being half naked......yup, purty pictures for sure!!!!  Did I mention that he's hot???

So what do you say, ABCTheBachelor.......can you get him to sign on the dotted line?  Or is Reality Steve right on the money......1 f Jef will not be the next Bachelor?  Do you want a stellar season with one of the hottest guys out there, or mediocre ratings with someone else?

I did say he was the hottest guy out there, right?.........I meant it!!!


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I'm ready for some Futbol tonight.  Futbol, Brooks and his dimples, Juan, and Des........let the games begin.   Oh, and who wouldn't want to be thrown up against a wall and ravished by some, handsome fella....I would........