Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.........when I was learning how to type, I was taught to pound out letters on a machine called a typewriter. Not a keyboard as I am doing now. But a real, metal contraption with inked ribbon that had red on the bottom and black on top. Heaven help your hands and fingers if you got the ink on them. It had metal keys with letters, numbers and symbols that stamped ink onto pretty white paper. I typed that line over and over again until I could type it without mistakes and fast enough that I could beat the speed of sound.......I typed it enough that I've never forgotten that line. For some reason, it seemed appropriate to type it again, but with a few changes........
Now is the time for all good "women" to come to the aid of ABC The Bachelor and persuade the cupcake I call 1 f Jef, to be the next chosen one. It's time for us to have another run at seeing his face grace our screens for longer than 16 seconds.........(thank you Instagram for the additional time)!!
Last week I ended, I thought, my time writing about 1 f Jef. No, I didn't see a sign or make one up so I could continue writing about him. The choice was made for me by some really nice people who happen to like my blog and love the subject matter. I couldn't leave them cold turkey. Withdrawals from 1 f Jef is not a pretty site to behold............and the treatment center for Jef-a-holics is full. With no chance of anyone being discharged..........
With that said, I've written about everything that I could possibly touch on except for what every hot and bothered woman wants to touch on him and I won't even go there. I'd like to, but won't. It seems I'm not finished. I'm not allowed to be done....yet. The firestorm has started. 1 f Jef for the next Bachelor........it only takes one person to throw out that idea on Twitter........When Sean Lowe throws it out and thinks 1 f Jef would make a good Bachelor.....what and the hell do you think is going to happen? Of course, it's fireworks, bombs exploding, and a choir singing hallelujah. I think his popularity just soared a little more. After being on a losing streak of people unfollowing him, he's back on track of being "the man" again...........Is this the reason for 1 f Jef being so quiet lately? Is he refining himself? Doing some fine tuning of his image? Hmmmmmmm....he seems to be cleaning house on some of his media sites. Wouldn't want any surprises popping up on the Bachelor. I don't think I'd like any trolls waltzing down the wetted down driveway claiming to be 1 f Jef's latest conquest... Let the girls chosen to be on the show be the drama. Its a given fact that there will be some. Besides watching whoever is the Bach/ette, it's the drama, the tears, the screams, and with 1 f Jef, I'll add claws, fangs, and flying hair....... What we do want for 1 f Jef, is happiness and the happily ever after, after all of the fist fights, hair pulling, and head bashing has been completed. We do, don't we???? I know I do..........Me personally, I'd like to see him find love the old fashioned way. But, I'll support whatever decision he chooses, if any................I will though, not hold back on any comments, thoughts, or actions...........it will be "game on" for this blog........if he does become he next Bachelor.
Bachelor fever has persisted and more than ever, it looks like 1 f Jef could possibly be the next gorgeous hunk of male to saunter across the wet driveway and do the meet and greet of 25 or so eligible woman. The ratings would explode, the divorce rate would sky rocket, and 1 f Jef, would still be the flavor of the year. We would see him every week, for 2 whole, luscious, and delicious hours. How sweet would that be? I'm ready for him to fill up my Monday nights for 10 weeks again...............it's just too bad we will have to wait until what.....January of 2014.............argh!!!!! It will be another month or so before we find out if he is the chosen one....until then, we can only hope....
I have never seen anyone who has such a gravitational pull on people. You'd think he was the moon...........or some other planet in our solar system............What he is.......is the sun....he rotates over and around the entire universe. He's as hot as it is outside right now here in the west. He's hot. Damn hot. Hot enough that frying an egg on his abs would be possible. I'm sure if you were to put your finger on his hot bod, you'd be left with blisters.............Forget about cooling off. Ain't gonna happen. This kid is one hot commodity.............just ask his fans......
ABC........The Bachelor.........this is for you.............his fans have spoken time and time again. Make the kid the next one and only bachelor in your history that will boost ratings you haven't seen in awhile. He is the hottest ray of sunshine there is for you to put some spark back into the Bachelor. He's got the heat you need and he's the heat we need to see. He's good looking, charming, irresistible and........hot. There is no other word to describe him but hot.............
You know he'd boost ratings.......Ratings that have fallen a bit. 1 f Jef, he'd have to spice it up some, too. As much as we all loved Sean, he was too boring..........You can take squeaky clean only for so long. Yes, he did have a body that every women would love to put their arms around. Catherine, bless her heart, gets that privilege now............ 1 f Jef, just the mere mention of him possibly doing the Bachelor, has sent everyone in a frenzy and tizzy..................did I mention that he's hot??
If, our main man, 1 f Jef, does grace us with his presence and commits to the show, he's going to have to put his "shy boy" persona away..........show us some spark, spunk, and some get down and dirty. And, at the same time, be the guy every Mom right now would love to have their daughter marry!!! What's nice about 1 f Jef, he can pull it off.......
We all know that 1 f Jef, would be good for the show, good for the ratings, and good for us. He keeps us healthy with racing hearts. We don't need to exercise....our heart beats out of control when he's on screen. And to watch him walk...........wow.......the kid has got a stroll on him that is purty nice to look at, either a comin' or a goin'.....don't matter!!! Add, beach, water, and being half naked......yup, purty pictures for sure!!!! Did I mention that he's hot???
So what do you say, ABCTheBachelor.......can you get him to sign on the dotted line? Or is Reality Steve right on the money......1 f Jef will not be the next Bachelor? Do you want a stellar season with one of the hottest guys out there, or mediocre ratings with someone else?
I did say he was the hottest guy out there, right?.........I meant it!!!
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I'm ready for some Futbol tonight. Futbol, Brooks and his dimples, Juan, and Des........let the games begin. Oh, and who wouldn't want to be thrown up against a wall and ravished by some, handsome fella....I would........
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